You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
you had me at cake vodka
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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