You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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