with your own penis?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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