I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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