I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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