in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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