She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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