So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize