the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS