she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.