I'm lost and stupid without you.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
