Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Randomize
