do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Fuck appropriateness.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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