What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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