He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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