Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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