I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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