I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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