i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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