I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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