What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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