i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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