I love black thongs
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
this hospital has no fireball
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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