new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Randomize
