And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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