hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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