Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You can't special order awesome
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Randomize
