So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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