Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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