I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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