Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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