her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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