Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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