i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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