Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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