just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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