If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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