I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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