We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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