if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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