that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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