Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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