I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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