If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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