I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Randomize
