just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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