i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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