i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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