Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Can you repeat that, but with context?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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