WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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