Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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