giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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