I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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