I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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