On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
